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    And here I set expecting to see a photo of Salma Hayek.
  4. 11 points
    A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the cute bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she begins seductively caressing him. "Are you the manager?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak with him" she says, running her hands beyond his face and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," he breathes heavily. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across his lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth. "What should I tell him?", he babbles. "Tell him...." she whispers, " ….there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room"
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    After 14 years of loyal companionship, we had to put our cur down on 9/3. This is her right after we rescued her in 2005. And here from just a few years ago. Went to the local shelter today to ask about the adoption process and another couple was bringing a 9 month old puppy in to drop off. Seems their landlord agreed to let them have the dog 8 months but now told them they had to get rid of it! He was not doing well with the turnover process. We were looking for a smaller/younger pup, but I couldn't let him stay there. We have him at the house now and I think he's starting to adjust. Now to figure out a name - the previous owner's called him Saban. That ain't gonna work!
  9. 8 points
    Had a kid (well, maybe 18 or 19 years old) with one of those. Shaved sides, top rucked up into the poof at the top. Kind of a know it all. Said he had a "photographic memory." Problem is he didn't often take off the lens cap.
  10. 8 points
    Our local indoor range is clearly marked, “No sweeping brass. It belongs to the range.” I treat it like a lost-brass match, and typically only bring wheel guns. If if the owner doesn’t state his policy up front, he’s being a jerk.
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    A father driving home from work suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his daughter a birthday present. As panic set in, he happened to pass the local shopping mall, and knowing it was now or never, he weaves his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking spot and runs into the mall. After a frantic search for the toy store, he rushes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked how she could help, he simply says: "I need a Barbie Doll". Looking at him in a helpful manner, she asks "And which Barbie would that be?" Seeing that he was confused, she continued, "We have Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping for $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing for $19.99, Barbie goes to the Gym for $19,99, Cyber Barbie for $19.99 and finally Divorced Barbie at $249.99." The father stunned asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all the other Barbie's are selling for $19.99???" With a Cheshire cat look, the assistant replies: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's furniture."
  13. 7 points
    Nasty little Johnny and his dad were walking through the park one day and Johnny looked over in the bushes and these two gay guys were going at it and Johnny says “ Dad, what are those two guys doing to each other.” And Dad says “ Well Johnny, they’re making puppies.” So Johnny and his Dad go home and eat dinner and go to bed and along about midnight Johnny gets up and has to take a leak so he’s walking by his parents door and he hears quite a commotion going on so he opens the door and turns on the light and there his folks are engaged in adult activities. Johnny is shocked and asks “ Hey Dad, what are you doing to Mom” and Dad says” We’re making babies, Johnny” and Johnny says “ Flip her over Dad, I want puppies”.
  14. 7 points
    What a jerk! I would have asked him if he'd prefer that you never come back and remind him of what you spend there! That would have really ticked me off!
  15. 7 points
    I'd cancel that gun you mentioned your inquiring about, and find a more hospitable location to shoot IMO tell them Adios.......
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    I'd do $2.51 just to keep the sass wire saloon stirred up.
  19. 6 points
    Well, I have decided that I am going back today with 3 baggies. All brass that I picked up that I fired. I would estimate it's about 150 cases. I am going to hand them to him and tell him "These are the casings of my brass that I picked up on my last three visits. These cases will be the last thing you ever receive from me." I found an indoor range that is a bit further away from me in Salem that gets rave reviews from folks. I will be going down to check it out Saturday.
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    Thank you all for your comments. It would be one thing if I were taking other brass but I was only retrieving my own. What perturbed me was the first time he and I spoke of this he said it was due to liability that one couldn’t collect brass from in front of the line, even though I explained I only did it when no other shooters were in the range. But, today he showed his true colors when he said the brass in front of the line is recycled to pay for targets and range upkeep. Funny, I thought my $20 per hour did that. I think the recycled brass is used to line his pockets. I also think, as much as it pains me as I like going to that range on rainy days, that he no longer needs my money or patronage. I am almost tempted to gather up a quart bag of brass and take it to him and let him know that will be the last thing he ever receives from me. This isn’t the first time this guy has perturbed me, I do believe it will be the last. The unfortunate thing is I really have no other indoor range options and he has a shooting gallery and the only decent gunsmithing services around here but it’s the principle of the thing. He has no honor. The dollar is more important to him than anything else so he’ll see no more of mine. I have spent over $2500 in his shop this past year alone and he is upset over a couple of hundred rounds of my brass. Some people just can't see the forest through the trees.
  22. 6 points
    Sounds like the owner is learning how to run his customers off! Blackfoot
  23. 6 points
    Texan: “Where are you from?” Harvard graduate: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” Texan: “Ok, where are you from, jackass?”
  24. 5 points
    Thought this was about coffee.
  25. 5 points
    Don’t give money to people you don’t like. Assuming you have a choice...

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