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Subdeacon Joe

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Subdeacon Joe last won the day on September 12

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About Subdeacon Joe

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  • Birthday 09/26/1957

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  1. Do Not Attempt To Adjust Your Television! Images Added

    Throw-back uniform. Isn't that from the '30s?
  2. We are in need of more Team SASS State Directors

    Subdeacon Joe, TSSD, California AKA Joe Lovell (you can find me on Facebook with that name) Email: [email protected] PM me if you need my mailing address.
  3. Great Call!

    "False Start! Everyone on the line except the center moved!"

  5. Do Not Attempt To Adjust Your Television! Images Added

    Niners in their ugly black and red. Rams in almost solid canary yellow.
  6. Drum Line

  7. First Mass Mailing Sent

    In the introduction I sent I called fighting for our rights here in California a "Sisyphean task." But if we all work together I'm confident that we can get that damned boulder over the top of that damned mountain and send it crashing down the other side. Won't be easy, and we gotta get all the "Oh! Woe!" types off their collective butts and become politically active, at least to the point of holding the little chicken feet of the capons in Sacramento to the fire of the Constitution.
  8. 's'teeth! But those are UGLY uniforms! http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-cant-miss-plays/0ap3000000849034/Can-t-Miss-Play-Sammy-Watkins-channels-Willie-Mays-on-basket-catch Rams Yellow: Niners Black:
  9. Solution looking for a problem?

    Somehow the idea of a two-part case is disturbing. Case failure waiting to happen.
  10. First Mass Mailing Sent

    As Dictator Director for TEAM SASS in the Republic of California I just sent out my first email I used the list of clubs in CA and harvested the emails from the contacts listed. If you don't want me to contact you, just reply to the email with a polite request to be removed from the mass mailing list.
  11. Solution looking for a problem?

    https://www.shellshocktechnologies.com/product-category/cases-reloading-tools/ 500 for $60. 1,000 for $100 10,000 for $850. The writer kept harping on the "lighter weight." If you carry ~250 rounds of this stuff you save about a pound over conventional brass ammo (if I worked my math right).
  12. We have a new Team Sass State Director in Northern California

    Thank you, gentlemen.
  13. Three Guys In A Bar

    As a Native Californian I can tell a joke like this: Three guys go into a bar: a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian. They drink and get a little rowdy. Suddenly, the Texan grabs a bottle of tequila, unscrews the top, takes a good swig, and throws the bottle into the air. He then jerks a Colt 45 pistol out of his pocket and shoots the bottle, spraying tequila all over everything and everybody. The patrons at the bar shout, "Hey, bud, why'd you waste that tequila?" The Texan says, "Heck, it's just tequila. Us Texans go across the border all the time and get all the tequila we want." Not to be outdone, the Californian whips out a corkscrew and uncorks a bottle of wine. He pours a little of it into a glass, swirls it in the glass, sniffs, comments on the tart insolence of its bouquet, sips, tosses the bottle in the air, nicks it with a round from a silly little chrome-plated pistol, and showers a couple of patrons at the bar with wine. The patrons, upset by the casual waste and general lack of concern for their safety, express their displeasure and astonishment, to which the Californian replies, "Well, I'm from Napa Valley, and we have more than enough wine where I come from." The Oregonian, a quiet observer to this point, touches the crystal hanging from his neck, adjusts his Birkenstocks, flips back his ponytail, puts down his guitar, and borrows a bottle opener from the bartender. He pops the top off a bottle of Henry Weinhard's beer, hammers it back, throws the empty bottle into the air, pulls a 9mm Beretta, takes careful aim, shoots both the Californian and the Texan, and catches the falling bottle. The patrons scream in utter disbelief, "Why'd you do that?!" The Oregonian replies, "I'm from Portland. We've already got too many Texans and WAY too many Californians, but glass bottles, those can be RECYCLED!!"