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Sedalia Dave 3,108 Posted December 11, 2018 (edited) A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read: "Free Sex with Fill-Up, just guess the right number between 1 and 10." Â Â Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his Free Sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his Free Sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No Free Sex this time." Â Â A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his Free Sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no Free Sex this time." Â Â As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away Free Sex." Â Â Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged at all. My wife won twice last week." Edited December 11, 2018 by Sedalia Dave 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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